City Crawl/Port Slipshade

Port Slipshade is one of the four locations in City Crawl.

Objectives[ | ]

Raise A Glass For Your Local Booze Baron

Play a game as Jull

▶️ “Jull looked to Port Slipshade, in an effort to control imports and exports.”

He wears the trappings of civility and honor, but make no mistake: Jull is not a man to cross.

Stand Your Ground

Tank 50,000 damage with Jull

▶️ “I am not a coward who strikes from the shadows... I lead by example.” - Jull, Inspiring Presence

Some rule with fear. Some manipulate from the shadows. But not Jull. What you see is what you get.

Show Of Force

Deal 30,000 damage with Jull

▶️ “I would rather be loved, than feared. But in times like these, I will settle for the latter.” - Jull, Professional Leg Breaker

The Sundered Moon has no shortage of competitors, and as such Jull needs to make sure people understand what is in store for them if they cross him.

Take Care Of The Crew

Equip 25 items

▶️ “The people I lead need to know that they can depend on me. I will reward their loyalty with my own.” - In which Jull decides to share the fruits of his labor

Jull believes in sharing his wealth and success with those that helped him achieve it. In turn, those men and women fight harder on Jull's behalf.

Getting The Rub

Kill 30 Tier Five units

▶️ “The White Orchids would be a powerful endorsement in my bid to rule White Spire, but to gain their favor I need to establish my presence.” - Jull, Exquisite Palate

It was not enough for Jull to distribute exceptional products, he wanted to be seen alongside exceptional individuals. Doing so not only raised the profile of his business... but of his social stature as well.

The White Orchids

Hire 20 Tier Five units

▶️ “The bread and butter of my business will always be lowlifes, but as my station rises, it doesn't hurt to attract a higher class of criminal.” - Jull, Social Climber

The White Orchids are an elite supper club with branches all across the world. Their members include the likes of kings, heroes, despots, artists, diplomatats, and merchants.

Supply And Demand

Spend 50 gold on Scaled units

▶️ “The pruno business in Dark Reef continues to grow. I need to double down on my efforts.” - Jull, Booze Baron

Truth be told, the liquor brewed in Dark Reef is beyond foul, but the rich pay top dollar for it so they can feel dangerous.

Real Talk: Jull Hates Enno

Win 40 rounds with an active Vigilant Alliance

▶️ “Enno is a consistent thorn in our side. We must remain Vigilant.” - In which Jull grows increasingly paranoid

Enno and Jull have a complicated relationship. The more protection Jull hires to protect his property, the more excited Enno is to rob him.

Protecting Investments

Absorb 50,000 damage with Knight units

▶️ “My rivals are redoubling their efforts against me...I need to invest in proper security.” - Jull, Planning Ahead

As Jull's business boomed, so did other's interest in robbing him. As such Jull took to investing in proper protection for his operation.

Drinking Buddies

Play 30 rounds with Tusk on your board

▶️ “My relationship with Tusk is complicated, but perhaps we can come to a working understanding.” - In which Jull explains why friends punch each other

Jull and Tusk have a past that neither is quick to talk about. When they are on the same page few things can stand against them... when they are at odds they will do whatever it takes to ruin each other.

Operating Costs

Spend 200 rerolling the shop

▶️ “These battles will provide ample opportunities to showcase my wears.”

Part of greasing the wheels of Port Slipshade is making sure coin continues to find it's way into the hands of people that pass through.

Business Is Booming

Get 120 kills with Brawny units

▶️ “The more my businesses expand, the more protection I require.” - Jull, Enno's Favorite Target

As Jull's successes continued to mount, and Enno's incessant harassment continued, Jull had to turn to a more severe form of protection.

Fun With Leg Breaking

Win 40 rounds with an active Brute Alliance

▶️ “Not everyone is diligent in repaying their debts to me. Sometimes I need to...encourage... better behavior.” - In which Jull speaks in euphemisms

Look, if you take out a loan from Jull and don't pay it back on time you brought it on yourself.

Fear Does Not Exist In This Dojo

Play 30 rounds with Bristleback on your board

▶️ “I was surprised when Bristleback asked me to help him prepare for his next bar fight with Tusk, but I will take him on as a pupil... his coin spends as well as any others.” - Jull, Retired Pugilist

While Jull's primary concern now is business, there was a time when all he lived for was fighting in bars. Such a reputation has a tendency to raise professional curiosity amongst other brawlers.

Street Fights[ | ]

They Slimed Me

Win a match against Eidolons to gain control of the district.

▶️ “Those wretched primordials are leaving their scraps all over Port Slipshade... I won't stand for it.” - Jull, Clean Up Duty

Eidolons are a continued public nuisance, and Jull likes to keep his house in order.

Sorry Charlotte

Win a match against Technically Arachnids to gain control of the district.

▶️ “The Brood Mother and her children continue to drive customers away. For my business to profit, she needs to be out of the picture.” - Jull, Arachnophobia

Let's face it, people don't like to drink at bars covered in spiders

Tide of Flesh

Win a match against Grek's Creeps to gain control of the district.

▶️ “Grek is growing bolder, sending wave after wave of minions to wear me down. But he made a crucial mistake... I do not get 'worn down' I only get angry.” - Jull, You Won't Like Him When He's Angry

Grek knows that he can't beat Jull in a one on one fight. And so he dispatched his goons to every corner of Port Slipshade in an effort to get him to spread his attention too thin.

Pop Some Rocks

Win a match against Golem Troublemakers to gain control of the district.

▶️ “It matters not if they were summoned by Anessix, or forged by the wizards of Weeping Rose... I will not abide golems wreaking havoc in my city.” - Jull, Breaking Rocks

Traditionally a golem's master keeps them in check... but when left to their own devices these rock creatures delight in smashing anyone that's not made of rock.

Wolves vs. Walrus

Win a match against Lycan and his Pack to gain control of the district.

▶️ “I know why the last child of Slom is coming for me... but his rage is misplaced. I will beat some sense into the man.” - In which Jull looks to mend fences

Lycan's vengeance tour has lead him to White Spire on his way to Revtel.

Favor For Enno

Win a match against Druids to gain control of the district.

▶️ “Enno thinks he can make an appeal to his woodland friends to stop me... it will be an act of futility.” - In which Jull resolves to punch Enno the next time he sees him

Enno's hobby is harassing Jull. But when he can't do it personally his friends step in to help.

You Can't Kill What Is Already Dead

Win a match against Warriors to gain control of the district.

▶️ “On the battlefield a warrior can only kill you once. In retail, you die a little bit every day.” - Jull, Dead Inside

Enno's needling of Jull is relentless. Today's form of harassment takes the form hired goons.

Foreign And Domestic

Win a match against Warlocks and Trolls to gain control of the district.

▶️ “I don't know why the Quorum of Weeping Rose is meddling in the affairs of White Spire, but we will never become pawns of another city.” - Jull, White Spire Strong

J'Muy seeks asylum for his people in Weeping Rose... but before they grant it to him, they asked for him to help deliver them White Spire.

Return to Sender

Win a match against Armed Goons to gain control of the district.

▶️ “That little rodent Enno has been outfitting his agents with property stolen from me. This will not stand.” - Jull, End of His Rope

Enno has been quietly stealing from Jull for weeks, turning the bootlegger's own wares against him.

Cocktails and Conflict

Win a match against Booze Hound Mages to gain control of the district.

▶️ “It would appear that my friendly competition with 'Cantrip' has taken a darker turn” - In which Jull reflects on his business rivalry

After Jull flexed on the proprietor of Cantrip Cocktails, the mages that frequent the establishment decided to send Jull a message of their own.

Who Punches The Watchmen?

Win a match against City Guard to gain control of the district.

▶️ “Not every patrol in White Spire can be bribed to look the other way... in these unfortunate situations I will do whatever it takes to make sure my product can move freely through the city.” - Jull, People Person

The volunteers that make up the city guard in White Spire are different from most of the citizens in the city. These men and women take a vested interest in law and order... and will stop at nothing to restore it.

Punch Drunk

Win a match against Brawlers to gain control of the district.

▶️ “Axe still has not forgiven me for temporarily banning him from the Sundered Moon...this is likely because Goodkind has yet to explain to Axe what the word \"temporarily\" means.” - Jull, Not Afraid To Bounce Anyone

Goodkind wanted to smooth things over between Axe and Jull, but both men happened to be the most stubborn creatures in all of creation.

Bitter Rivals

Win a match against Nature's Henchmen to gain control of the district.

▶️ “Oh good. More of Enno's friends are here to be a nuisance.” - Jull, Tired of Enno's Nonsense

Enno may hate everyone, but he REALLY hates Jull... and will do whatever it takes to humble him.

Black Sheep Rising

Win a match against Wildwings to gain control of the district.

▶️ “I used to think Grek was nothing more than a distraction, but it is becoming more apparent that he is looking to have a seat at the table.” - In which Jull deals with an upstart

Grek was insulted that Momma Eeb never saw him at Jull's level. So now he desperately wants to put Jull in his place to show that deserves to be seen as a power player in the city.

Delicious But Deadly

Win a match against Dragons to gain control of the district.

▶️ “My involvement with the White Orchids is not without controversy - for instance, there are many creatures that don't take kindly to the fact that I want to eat them.” - Jull, Eater of Dragon Meat

Wyrm Filet is a popular delicacy amongst the White Orchids, a fact that has not gone unnoticed by the Draconic community. As a result, White Orchid members have become a popular delicacy amongst dragons.

Year's End

Win a match against Year Beastlings to gain control of the district.

▶️ “Perhaps after I deliver Grek's prized Year Beast stock to the White Orchids, he will learn that standing in my way is ill advised.” - In which Jull prepares to serve Year Beast at the Sundered Moon

Jull tried to be reasonable with Grek, and that went nowhere. So now Jull looks to be unreasonable and slaughter a portion of Grek's menagerie.

The Thorns of the Rose

Win a match against Mages and Golems to gain control of the district.

▶️ “When will these wizards and their pets learn...” - Jull, Rock Breaker

Agents from Weeping Rose tried to intimidate Jull. It didn't go well for them.

Crime of Opportunity

Win a match against Anessix's Goons to gain control of the district.

▶️ “Anessix thinks she can worm her way into my territory? I will never bend the knee to the Court of Ristul.” - Jull, Protector of the Port

After noticing that Jull was busy with Grek and Enno, Anessix decides to play the opportunist and make an attempt at taking Port Slipshade.

House Call

Win a match against Enno's Crew to gain control of the district.

▶️ “Enno has violated my home... and I intend to make him answer for it.” - In which Jull decides that Enno has crossed a line

Enno thought that breaking into Jull's house and stealing some of his prized possessions would be a hilarious way to piss off Jull. Jull was less than amused, and is intent on recovering his assets.

Puzzles[ | ]

Operation 86

▶️ “Tusk and I have a... "checkered" past. But I can always count on him in a bar fight.”

Dealing with belligerent drunks is especially dangerous in a place like White Spire.

Rules:

Board maximum cost: 45
Unit maximum count: 6
Item maximum count: 3
Enemy kill count: 70
Available units: Brute • Savage • Warrior
Unavailable units: Axe • Bristleback • Lifestealer
Available items: Chainmail • Claymore • Gloves of Haste • Kaya • Morbid Mask • Talisman of Evasion

Board

Cantrip Mana Lounge and Bar

▶️ “'Cantrip' A stupid name, for a stupid bar. I will show these competitors that their wares are unneeded in White Spire.” - In which Jull expresses his hatred of wizard martini bars

There are plenty of bars in White Spire that serve as competition for The Sundered Moon - however none has proven to be as formidable as the mage-run Cantrip Mana Lounge and Bar. Rules:

Board maximum cost: 90
Unit maximum count: 4
Item maximum count: 3
Available units: Brute • Scaled • Warrior
Available items: Black King Bar • Bloodthorn • Diffusal Blade • Leg Breaker's Fedora • Hood of Defiance

Enemy side of the board

Muddled Objectives

▶️ “People come to the Sundered Moon because they can get libations unseen anywhere else. Does my plague ward based cocktail have a body count? Yes. But those that survive rave about the experience.” - Jull, Deadly Mixologist

Jull's incorporation of plague ward venom in a cocktail is what won Jull his seat amongst the White Orchids - though to call it a "cocktail' is generous... its basically just venom and Icewrack white".

Rules: